What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.