What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.