What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!