What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...