What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.