What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.