Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.