Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.