Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.