What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.