How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'