What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

Coughin Jokes More Coughin Jokes

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'