What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'