How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'