What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.