What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.