What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.