What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.