What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.