What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.