What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!