What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !