What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !