What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.