Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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