What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !