How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.