How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.