How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers