How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?