Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.