What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.