What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.