Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?