Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.