Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because Paracetamol on fire.
Patti O'Furniture
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They work on so many levels.
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
He drove people bananas!
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
A Bark-aeologist
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because they work.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
He was way too autistic for his own good.
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
Reload, take better aim.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.