What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.