Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it