What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.