Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "