Does it really have to be a lightbulb
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
ex-spearmints
