What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.