What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.