What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.