Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker