Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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They only need it for their back

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.