How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!