How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.