Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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The screen stays black when you check the time.

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A drip dry skunk.

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The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

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Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!