What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus