What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus