Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Neighbor
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.