How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.