How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam.