What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.