What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.