What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods