What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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