What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.