What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys