Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.