Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.