What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.