What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind