What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.