Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.