What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.