What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.