What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.