What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.