How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.