How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.