Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.