Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran