Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.