Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."