How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !