How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!