Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks