What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.