What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.